live by the sun, love by the moon...

Jacinta. Sixteen. Australia

exvl:

shadownote349:

exvl:

is this a giant can of coke or just a little version of me, that you will never know 

Giant can of coke. you can see that the bottom of the can is flat, for starters. And then there’s the fact that the bottom is screwed on (if you look closely you can see the small indent where one screw is), also the shine of the can is different than a regular can. And lastly, the two stickers on the bottom of the can.

congratufuckinglations you found out that i am in fact not a human smaller than a pop can amazing  job
  • doctor: sorry sir, we couldnt find a donor so we replaced your heart with a dragon balloon animal
  • patient: how am i alive


sneakymonster:

its-a me twerkio

image

(Source: koppaiprincess, via kevrudd)


artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

theunbreakablev0w:

fake-n-bake:

I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials 

image

(via kevrudd)


0trevskies:

rotg-art:

"Of course there aren’t any gay characters in animated movies! THEY’RE FOR KIDS!"

Yeah! Kids’ movies are supposed to be innoc-

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

Because telling kids that they can love whoever they want is TOO TERRIFYING AND CONFUSING. But showing them murder, execution, death, frightening images, war, and bullying is just fine.

Not to mention 101 Dalmatians where a crazy woman wanted to SKIN 99 PUPPIES

(via kevrudd)


rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

(Source: 2bainzz, via kevrudd)


how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

(Source: aiiimeeee, via kevrudd)


gregisalive:

Finally I can rest easy.